I'VE FALLEN and I CAN'T GET UP!

I need a big ol chunk of cheese with this "WHINE"!!

Yesterday afternoon I stopped by my mom's Assisted Living Facility to see how she was doing after they called to tell me she'd taken a fall . . .

Walking across the parking lot, I stepped over an unusually large speed bump - almost! I crashed down on both knees. By the time I got to her apartment my right knee was killing me.

Long story short, I ended up in Northside Hospital ER. Nothing broken, but my right knee looks like a black/blue/purple grapefruit is growing on it! And I have to wear a really ugly & uncomfortable foam knee splint that goes from my ankle halfway up my thigh.

When I finally got back to our apartment, I was faced with the fact that I live on the THIRD floor - no elevator, of course.


*whining loudly* Now where's my cheese?

BOGO SALE MAY 1 - 2 - 3

Ready, Set . . . BOGO!

On May 1st, 2nd and 3rd you may buy one item and receive the second item (of equal or lesser value) at 50% off!

Just mention "EJA BOGO Sale" when you order your two items, and you will receive a revised invoice.

http://eeja.org

OR

http://jQjewelrydesigns.etsy.com

Remember . . . Mother's Day is May 13th!!

EVERY DAY IS EARTH DAY!

http://www.earthday.net/

Project Switch

Save Energy by switching your Inefficient Incandescent Light Bulbs!

ANNUAL IMPACT

Incandescent vs. Fluorescent

Energy Use @ five hours per day: 182kW vs. 47 kW
Related CO2 Emissions: 260lbs vs. 67lbs
Your Energy Cost: $14.56 vs. $3.76

** EARTH DAY ** April 22, 2007

Dalian, China:

Fast-growing China, shown here during a prolonged heat wave last year, is opening about one coal plant every day this year. Along with the U.S., China is one of the world's leading contributors to the greenhouse gases believed to be largely responsible for the increase in the Earth's temperature.

www.earthday.net/

About Earth Day Network:

Founded by the organizers of the first Earth Day in 1970, Earth Day Network (EDN) promotes environmental citizenship and year round progressive action worldwide. Earth Day Network is a driving force steering environmental awareness around the world. Through Earth Day Network, activists connect, interact, and impact their communities, and create positive change in local, national, and global policies. EDN's international network reaches over 15,000 organizations in 174 countries, while the domestic program keeps over 5,000 groups and over 100,000 educators coordinating millions of community development and environmental protection activities throughout the year. As a result, Earth Day is the only event celebrated simultaneously around the globe by people of all backgrounds, faiths and nationalities. More than a half billion people participate in our campaigns every year.

Earth Day Network’s Mission Statement:

EDN seeks to grow and diversify the environmental movement worldwide, and to mobilize it as the most effective vehicle for promoting a healthy, sustainable planet. We pursue these goals through education, politics, cultural events, and consumer activism.

A Pun is the Lowest Form of Humor

The Gift

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift . . .
That's why it's called the Present!